New Booty: Tuffy v. Franchise?

A well-placed source in the Angry Pirates front office would not confirm or deny the rumor that K. "Franchise" Sharp was heard to remark that he could take B. "Fielding is Overrated" O'Rourke in a fight. Franchise allegedly accused O'Rourke of being "all hat and no cattle." O'Rourke could not be reached for comment.