Tonight's game
UPDATE: TONIGHT'S LINEUP
Assuming N. Maguire shows:
Koy – LF
Stanich – P
Vandenberg – 1B
Franchise – LCF
Townsend – 3B
O’Rourke - RCF
Moore – SS
Castille – RF
G. Sharp – C
Murillo – DH
Thomas - DH
Maguire – 2B
If no N. Maguire, then:
Koy – LF
Stanich – P
Vandenberg – 1B
Franchise – LCF
Townsend – 3B
O’Rourke - RCF
Moore – SS
Castille – RF
G. Sharp – C
Murillo – DH
Thomas – 2B
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I figure this board is as fitting of a forum as any to publish my own personal guarantee that the Angry Pirates emerge victorious tonight against Seaker City. I involuntarily arose from a halfhearted slumber at 3:00 this morning with visions of flawless defense and intimidating offense dancing through my head, and I believe that said visions coupled with the absence of our drunken leader are certain to combine to produce a stirring victory tonight at Feld Park over our most storied rival.
Angry Pirates 16, Seaker City 7.
Assuming N. Maguire shows:
Koy – LF
Stanich – P
Vandenberg – 1B
Franchise – LCF
Townsend – 3B
O’Rourke - RCF
Moore – SS
Castille – RF
G. Sharp – C
Murillo – DH
Thomas - DH
Maguire – 2B
If no N. Maguire, then:
Koy – LF
Stanich – P
Vandenberg – 1B
Franchise – LCF
Townsend – 3B
O’Rourke - RCF
Moore – SS
Castille – RF
G. Sharp – C
Murillo – DH
Thomas – 2B
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I figure this board is as fitting of a forum as any to publish my own personal guarantee that the Angry Pirates emerge victorious tonight against Seaker City. I involuntarily arose from a halfhearted slumber at 3:00 this morning with visions of flawless defense and intimidating offense dancing through my head, and I believe that said visions coupled with the absence of our drunken leader are certain to combine to produce a stirring victory tonight at Feld Park over our most storied rival.
Angry Pirates 16, Seaker City 7.
posted by Scott at 10:38 AM
4 Comments:
Allow me to add this: Should the team win, a press conference announcing my retirement from active duty will be called. Word on the street is that I've found a less destructive way to spend my Wednesday nights.
Damn right. I'm sick of trying to motivate you pansies, so I'm looking for any excuse to hit the eject button.
We're not that lucky. I might also add that we were MUCH more competitive with Landers at the helm, getting poo-poo faced and assigning positions at random.
I am but a poor man's Landers. If only I could have thought to determine a line-up by picking positions out of a hat...
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