New Season Schedule Announced, Dean IV Continues to Screw Pirates

Your Angry Pirates return to action at Field Park in Bellaire this Wednesday. BOSL Commissioner Dean Smith, IV released the following schedule this morning:

April 18 - 8:20, 10:00
April 25 - 6:40
May 2 - 9:10, 10:00
May 9 - 8:20, 10:00
May 16 - 8:20
May 23 - Playoffs (expect one game @ 6:40)

Normally level-headed Pirates OF Brian O'Rourke was uncharacteristically miffed by the IV’s vendetta against the Pirates which is readily apparent to anybody with a brain after seeing the BOSL spring schedule.

When reached for comment, O’Rourke stated, "They've put a 10:00 game slot on this schedule, and in the 4 weeks there's a 10:00 game, we're playing 3 of those weeks. Also, every double header we play, we get stuck with an hour between games, with the second being the 10:00 game, which as pretty much everybody knows by now, they're always late, so we might be starting that game till da_n near 10:30."

Commissioner Smith IV did not immediately return a call for comment.